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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
58 Funny slang quotes
You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.
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Literally caught red-handed with the American vibe! 🇺🇸🤭
Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.
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Looks like the reptiles have updated their vocabulary, watch out for those smooth-talking serpents! 🐍😂🗣️
One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.
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W00t's on the loose in the time vortex, probably chilling with YOLO and swag! 🚀🕰️😅
First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.
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LOL, guess I'm just ahead of my time! 😎📈 #CringeToTrendsetter
Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.
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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.
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Bruh, even Shakespeare would be like "What's up?" 😂📚
I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.
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Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚
Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂