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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Making waves on Messenger:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

Just landed via Facebook:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Just shared via Telegram:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Spotted on Discord:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Shared recently on X:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Making waves on Telegram:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Live now on X:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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35 shares on Messenger this month:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

69 shares on X this month:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

73 shares on Slack this month:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

60 shares on Threads this month:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Just landed via TikTok:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Spotted on Messenger:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Going viral on Slack:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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