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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Live now on Snapchat:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Reported on Facebook:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Live now on Slack:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Going viral on Threads:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Spotted on Twitch:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Trending via WeChat:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Making waves on Facebook:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Live now on TikTok:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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