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Funny smashing quotes

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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