Commentary:
Sounds like he's really mastered the art of moderate moderation! 🚬😂🌿
29 Funny smoking quotes
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
Commentary:
Looks like you took team bonding to a whole new level 🌿😂🚬
Runners who smoke need to pick a side.
Commentary:
Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃♂️💨
Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.
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Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛
I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.
Commentary:
Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨
Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.
Commentary:
Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨
If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.
Commentary:
Keith Richards is the ultimate survival guide! 💀🚬 If he can conquer the Marlboro marathon, we can handle a traffic jam. Let's rock on! 🎸😎
Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.
Commentary:
Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨
I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.
Commentary:
"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"