Commentary:
Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛
26 Funny smoking quotes
I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.
Commentary:
Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨
Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.
Commentary:
Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨
If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.
Commentary:
Keith Richards is the ultimate survival guide! 💀🚬 If he can conquer the Marlboro marathon, we can handle a traffic jam. Let's rock on! 🎸😎
Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.
Commentary:
Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨
I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.
Commentary:
"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.
Commentary:
Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels
Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.
Commentary:
Ah, Twitter, where we all gather to blow off some steam and have a virtual smoke break 🚬. Just remember, keeping your tweets short and sweet doesn't count as taking a short break 😜.
They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"