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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Live now on Twitch:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Spotted on Discord:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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Going bananas on Slack:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Live now on Threads:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Going viral on Twitch:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Spotted on X:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Just landed via TikTok:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Live now on Slack:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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