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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Going viral on Facebook:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Making waves on Slack:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Spotted on TikTok:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Spotted on Telegram:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Reported on TikTok:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Trending via YouTube:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Seen just now on Threads:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Reported on Facebook:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Breaking via Slack:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Seen just now on Discord:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Going viral on Reddit:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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