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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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