Commentary:
Looks like this person takes "being prepared" to a whole new level! 😂💅 Who knew pedicure decisions could impact bedroom fashion? Just imagine the dedication and commitment involved! #FashionAndFunction #ToesOnPoint
101 Funny stay quotes
I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.
Commentary:
"Bigfoot really understood the importance of social distancing way before it was cool. 🦶🌲 Maybe we should take some notes from the legendary recluse and avoid the drama of human interaction. 😂 #BigfootWisdom"
Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.
Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.
My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
Commentary:
"Ah, the humble carrot – nature's way of saying 'Enjoy this healthy snack… and be prepared to raid the fridge later!' It's the ultimate tease for your taste buds, keeping hunger at bay while sneakily plotting its revenge. Clever little veggie, isn't it?"
Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.
Commentary:
"Adulthood: where tying to master the art of being a night owl AND an early bird simultaneously 🦉🌞. Who knew being a responsible grown-up would involve so much strategic napping? 😂💤 #AdultingLife"
To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.
Commentary:
Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought