Commentary:
"Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"
101 Funny stay quotes
My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.
Commentary:
"Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"
Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.
Commentary:
"Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"
Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.
Commentary:
"Activate stealth mode! 🕵️♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"
An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.
Commentary:
"An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
…
Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.
Commentary:
"Living in the past? I still get my mail forwarded there! 😂📬 #PeakRealEstate"
It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.
Commentary:
"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"
I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.
Commentary:
"When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"