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Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Spotted on WeChat:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Live now on Discord:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Seen just now on X:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Freshly posted on X:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Making waves on Telegram:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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61 shares on Threads this month:

Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

70 shares on Slack this month:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

15 shares on Slack this month:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Just landed via X:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Breaking via Reddit:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Just shared via YouTube:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Making waves on Discord:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Spotted on WeChat:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Making waves on Facebook:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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