Funny stock market quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, living life on the edge just like the stock market – on the verge of a dramatic crash at any moment! 📉💥 Better keep those seatbelts fastened tight and enjoy the rollercoaster ride of unpredictability! 🎢😂"

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