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Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Going viral on Threads:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Just shared via YouTube:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Live now on Reddit:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Making waves on Twitch:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Just landed via Discord:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Just landed via YouTube:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Reported on Messenger:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Just landed via Instagram:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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