Commentary:
"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"
21 Funny supernatural quotes
They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.
Commentary:
"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.
Commentary:
😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini"
If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.
Commentary:
"Who knew 'paranormal activity included' was a selling point? Time to ask for that ghostly rebate! 👻🏚️😂"
I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.
Commentary:
Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙♀️🕯️📜
Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.
Commentary:
Looks like even demons need a fresh start! 🤣👹✨ Who knew exorcisms could be mutual agreements? Just imagine the demon politely asking, "Would you mind casting me out, please?" 😈 #DemonEtiquette
Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.
Commentary:
"Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that's a superpower worth wishing for!"
I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.
Commentary:
"Who needs a haunted house attraction when you have little kids around to keep things spooky? 👻 No thank you, I'll stick to PG-13 scares! 🚫👶 #GhostbustingParenthood"
Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.
Commentary:
Guess I’ll need more garlic and less sunlight in my skincare routine! 🧛♂️🧄🌞
Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.
Commentary:
Sounds like our guardian angels need a networking lunch! 😇📞😎🍽️