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Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Seen just now on Discord:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Trending via Discord:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Going viral on YouTube:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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65 shares on Reddit this month:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

44 shares on Instagram this month:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish more dumb people were shy.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Going bananas on X:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Trending via Messenger:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Making waves on YouTube:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Shared recently on Twitch:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Going viral on Telegram:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Shared recently on Threads:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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