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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say β€œOoh, mind your head!”

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, β€œI love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, β€œTurn left.”

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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