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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Breaking via Instagram:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Live now on Instagram:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Spotted on Twitch:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Spotted on TikTok:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Going bananas on Slack:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Trending via Messenger:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Spotted on YouTube:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Just shared via X:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Funny teenage years quotes

Funny teenage years quotes capture the wild rollercoaster of growing up with all its awkward moments, endless energy, and hilarious mishaps 😂🤪 From epic fails to unforgettable wins, these gems remind us that being a teen is a crazy mix of chaos and fun 🎉📚 Whether you’re living it or just looking back, get ready to laugh out loud and celebrate the madness of those unforgettable years! 😎✨

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47 shares on X this month:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

16 shares on X this month:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am thick and tired.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Trending via Slack:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Seen just now on Discord:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Just shared via Messenger:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Trending via Slack:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Live now on Reddit:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Going viral on Snapchat:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Just landed via Threads:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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