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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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