Commentary:
😂 "When your therapist didn't realize they just made the cut list! 🙈✂️ #SorryNotSorry"
38 Funny therapist quotes
It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?
Commentary:
"Guess we've just turned therapy into a blockbuster event! 🍿😂 #PopcornTherapy"
Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.
Commentary:
"Therapist: *looks at my file* 'Maybe I should have been a zookeeper…🐒🔍'"
Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.
Commentary:
"Who knew speed dating had a sequel? 😂👩❤️👨🏃♂️🏃♀️ #TherapistsNightmare #StrangersInTherapy"
My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.
Commentary:
"Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭"
Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
Commentary:
"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.
Commentary:
"Being the teacher's pet never felt so good… or costs so much! 😂🛋️👩⚕️ #TherapyGoals"
Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”
Commentary:
"Me, as a therapist: 'OMG, me too!' 🤦♂️ Well, at least we're all in this together! 😂 #therapistproblems"
Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.
Commentary:
"Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"
It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.
Commentary:
When your therapist knows the cost of their advice is just as eye-watering as the epiphanies themselves 💸💡 #TherapyIsExpensiveButSoIsYourSanity