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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Spotted on Threads:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Live now on Instagram:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Going viral on Twitch:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Spotted on Instagram:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Making waves on X:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Just landed via YouTube:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Just shared via Reddit:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Spotted on Telegram:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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