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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Shared recently on X:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Going viral on WeChat:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Live now on X:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Making waves on Twitch:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Shared recently on Discord:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Just landed via Telegram:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Trending via Snapchat:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Spotted on Telegram:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Live now on Twitch:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Reported on Reddit:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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