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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Trending via Messenger:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Just shared via Threads:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Just landed via Telegram:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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2 months ago
Share →: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Commentary:
"Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"
4 months ago
Share →: I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Commentary:
"Vitamins are the mysterious superheroes of our daily diet 🍌☀️ They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, just like that one friend who always shows up unexpectedly 😂 #VitaminMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's immune system is on strike! 🍊💸 Don't worry, with some extra Vitamin C, you'll be financially and healthily recovered in no time! 😉 #VitaminCash #ThriveAndSqueeze

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Spotted on TikTok:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Just shared via Messenger:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Just landed via Discord:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Making waves on Reddit:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Trending via Pinterest:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Trending via Twitch:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Broadcasted on X:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Breaking via TikTok:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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