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Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

Just landed via Twitch:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Just shared via TikTok:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Spotted on YouTube:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Just landed via Instagram:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Making waves on TikTok:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Just shared via X:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Just shared via YouTube:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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74 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

73 shares on X this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Trending via Slack:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Trending via Instagram:

How is it still this week?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Just shared via Slack:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Live now on Slack:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Going bananas on Telegram:

In banana years, I am bread.

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