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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Making waves on WeChat:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Broadcasted on Slack:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Trending via X:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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18 shares on Reddit this month:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Breaking via Reddit:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Going bananas on Reddit:

January: the Monday of months.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Trending via Reddit:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Just landed via X:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Spotted on TikTok:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Seen just now on Slack:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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