Funny wrong way quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, getting fired from a massage parlor for rubbing people the wrong way? That's quite the twist 😂 Maybe they just couldn't handle your unconventional 'deep tissue' technique 🤔 Keep those massages strictly PG next time! 💆‍♂️💼 #RubbedTheWrongWay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

  Commentary:
  "Life's full of contradictions: 'No right or wrong way to do it' until boom 💥, you find the wrong way! 🤷‍♂️🙃 #Oops"

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