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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Share →: I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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"Oh, getting fired from a massage parlor for rubbing people the wrong way? That's quite the twist 😂 Maybe they just couldn't handle your unconventional 'deep tissue' technique 🤔 Keep those massages strictly PG next time! 💆‍♂️💼 #RubbedTheWrongWay"
6 months ago
Share →: People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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"Life's full of contradictions: 'No right or wrong way to do it' until boom 💥, you find the wrong way! 🤷‍♂️🙃 #Oops"

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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