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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on Reddit:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Making waves on Threads:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Seen just now on TikTok:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Spotted on Pinterest:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Trending via Threads:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

50 shares on X this month:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

56 shares on Discord this month:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

85 shares on X this month:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,244

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Live now on Instagram:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Live now on Reddit:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Making waves on Reddit:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Just shared via Threads:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Making waves on YouTube:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Just landed via YouTube:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Going viral on WeChat:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

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