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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Spotted on TikTok:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Just landed via YouTube:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Trending via Pinterest:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Just shared via TikTok:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Going viral on Instagram:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Trending via Slack:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Just shared via TikTok:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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91 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

33 shares on TikTok this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,601

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Live now on YouTube:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Shared recently on Threads:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Just landed via Twitch:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Trending via Pinterest:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Just shared via Messenger:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Making waves on Telegram:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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