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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Just landed via Telegram:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Just shared via Facebook:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Just shared via Facebook:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Going viral on Discord:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Making waves on Slack:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Funny Yoda quotes bring a galaxy of laughter 🌌😄 with the wise Jedi Master’s quirky twists on life and the Force. Whether you’re a Star Wars fan or just need a dose of humor with a side of wisdom, these playful sayings will lift your spirits and make you smile brighter than a lightsaber ⚔️✨. Ready to laugh like a little green master? Let the chuckles begin! 😂🛸

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Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!
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Share →: Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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"Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"
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Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Just shared via Discord:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Just shared via Facebook:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Just landed via Discord:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Just shared via Telegram:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Just shared via WeChat:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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