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Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Breaking via X:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Spotted on Discord:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Live now on WhatsApp:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Making waves on X:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Spotted on Facebook:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Trending via Reddit:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Spreading quickly via X:

Friends with consequences.

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