Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’ Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up. Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.