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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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