Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's some next-level commitment to the theme! Amelia Earhart would be proud! 🛩️🎃🕵️♀️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment. I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round. August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody. My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early. I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.