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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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"Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, adventure, curiosity, dinosaurs, even, exploration, fun, fun activity, humor, i, jurassic, Jurassic Park, park, risk, say, seen, visit on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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