I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.