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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

My nickname in high school was “who?”

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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