I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.