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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Men are very good at being women lately.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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