I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on… Commentary:Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended. Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier. I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself. When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
