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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.