I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.