If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! ππβ¨ Related Funny Quotes π€ I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle. If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me. Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works? Might make a living will because I donβt want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.