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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.