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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! 😂🔌✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, dark, dark humor, ever, humor, joke, life, life support, me, medical, medical humor, plug, resilience, sarcasm, support, unplug, works on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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