If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for tw… Commentary:Cleaning tip: Achieve a spotless house with the power of your vocal cords! 🗣️🏠✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition. I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere. Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all. I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.