I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕 Related funny posts 😂 Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell. You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry. Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory. An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.