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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.