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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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