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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.