Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂" Related funny posts 😂 Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts. Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon. The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.