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"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"
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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.
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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.
42 minutes ago
“Your a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.
43 minutes ago
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
44 minutes ago
Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.
47 minutes ago
Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.
48 minutes ago
“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.
50 minutes ago
Tested positive for needing a kiss.
54 minutes ago
I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.
55 minutes ago