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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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