Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.