Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!” Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the joys of marital amnesia! π π How to win at marriage: repeat, rinse, and repeat again! πΆπ£οΈ Related Funny Posts π€ Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate⦔, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too. My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew. Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days. Iβve never been married, but I tell people Iβm divorced so they wonβt think something is wrong with me.