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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Warning: This movie contains β€œAdult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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The tag on my jeans says β€œRelaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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How come it’s called β€œthrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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People in their 20s be like, β€œThis is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Being an adult feels like, β€œIf I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put β€œThe End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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