My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots. Commentary:Sounds like they're both in a romantic comedy, but forgot they were cast as the extras. 😂🎬🤦♀️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you. Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too. Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend. Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.
