My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?