My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.