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Mar 22, 2026

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Playful joke about a man defusing his wife's anger by referencing a fake second wife named Linda.

Commentary:
Looks like Linda is my new imaginary marriage counselor! 😂💍🤷‍♂️

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