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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.