Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fr… Commentary:"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.