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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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