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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.