“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”