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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.