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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become t…

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become t…

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Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged character, characters, entertainment, excuse, fictional, fictional character, humor, i, invested, kiss, over, plans, procrastination, relationship, social, social plans, sorry, tonight, too on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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