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My recliner and I go way back.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.